Prolific skin and organ owner, Brenton Fisher, has lived on the surface of the second flattest state in America since 1991. Illinois. Surprised by that fact? Not Brenton Fisher. Illinois is most certainly flat. Despite this, Brent has a deep love for the Midwest. Mostly the Michigan part.

In addition to forcing teenagers to know English for money, he writes extravagant lies in order to escape the harsh reality of paying taxes. The lies he writes are for sale but are sadly not immune to taxes. Though, good hiding spots in bookstores may be a loophole. Please commit tax fraud responsibly. 

Brenton has been writing since he could read. Since Brenton lives with a congenital eye condition called bilateral coloboma, making him severely nearsighted and light sensitive, activities like soccer and baseball were much more difficult for him growing up. So Brenton retreated into stories. As such, he has been reading and writing his whole life.