Prolific skin and organ owner, Brenton Fisher, has lived on the surface of the second flattest state in America since 1991. Which state is that? It's Illinois. Surprised by that fact? Not Brent. He can see the whole state from a second story window. Despite this, Brent has a deep love for the Midwest (mostly the Michigan part).

In addition to forcing teenagers to know English for money, he writes extravagant lies for them in order to escape the harsh reality of paying taxes. The lies he writes are for sale but are sadly not immune to taxes. Though, good hiding spots in bookstores may be a loophole. Please commit tax fraud responsibly. 

Brent lives with a congenital eye condition called bilateral coloboma, making him severely nearsighted and light sensitive, which made activities like soccer and baseball were much more difficult for him growing up. So, Brent often retreated into stories and has been reading and writing ever since.